Top 10 White People Tweets (April 16, 2020)

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Apr 17, 2020 9:08 AM EDT

Governor of Florida oncorrectly puts a safety mask over his head instead of around his ears before beginning a speechThese tweets will have you clutching your sides. Twitter is an underrated source for humor and entertainment. Apparently giving human beings ~140 characters to complete a thought process is not so simple a task for some. It's amazing how quickly people's filters go out the window to be replaced with utter nonsense. But make sure to check out these tweets for a good chuckle.


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  • 01
    Text - lizzie @lizbeth_ellen Told my Dad I ran out of alcohol and didn't have any money to buy any for the weekend..so he gave me the huge bottle of vodka from the cupboard that I stole and replaced with water when I was 16... life really does come back to bite u in the ass
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  • 02
    Text - Louie Lou @Lous_Change ABC has a new TV show called "The Baker and the Beauty" and I can't understand why they named it that instead of "The Beauty and the Yeast"
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  • 03
    Text - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Today I worked from home, ran 10 miles, homeschooled my kids, cleaned the house, made a delicious dinner, and got my kids to bed early. It's amazing what you can accomplish when you lie.
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  • 04
    Text - Alec Sulkin O @thesulk In these trying times, it takes a real man to go to the grocery store, and that man is my wife. Thanks, love. 3:54 PM · 4/9/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 05
    Text - Travis grudle Follow @Travis the OG If the Great Depression was so great, why doesn't it have a sequel? 3.09 PM -6 Mar 2009 Travis grudle Follow @Travis the OG Ah shit, my bad. 6:26 PM - 5 Apr 2020
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  • 06
    Text - Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies My gut is that most conspiracy theorists have never been project managers. Their optimism is adorable. 8:08 vorm. · 29. Jan. 2017 · Twitter for iPad
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  • 07
    Text - Ben Rosen @ben_rosen 90s scientists: we cloned a sheep! we landed a robot on mars! scientists today: for the last time, the earth is *round*
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  • 08
    Text - blondie wasabi @blondiewasabi can't wait til they legalize outside 1:34 AM 4/15/20 Twitter for iPhone 34.4K Retweets 166K Likes
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  • 09
    Text - Roy E @MyNamelsArchaic All these poor newlyweds in quarantine just aging their marriages in dog years. 2:48 PM · 15 Apr 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 10
    Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer When my son failed a math test before March 1, 2020: "Did you not study? Are you not paying attention in class? Do you need a tutor?" When my son fails a math test today: "Welp, buddy, we did our best." 3:09 PM · 15 Apr 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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